Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Broken English on a boutique

Broken English on a boutique business card is peak Los Angeles entrepreneurship

Campfire smoke is the personality trait people adopt after one overnight trip and a forty minute YouTube tutorial on how to light kindling

A cartoon portrait of a figure in white Jedi robes grips a blue lightsaber against a field of small white stars and sparkles

Bold white chunky text reads "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR CAULK OUT" in a stacked two-line layout

A retro roller skate illustration in purple

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black Broken English on a boutiqueMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow